...by a THONG?

In my opinion, thongs are generally not comfortable. I never wear a thong unless my pants are tight enough to justify wearing one. And generally, I don't wear tight enough pants to justify wearing a thong.

However, some women definitely like thongs. Pretty, jeweled thongs. Thongs that injure them. And then we, the lucky people of the world, get to read articles about it and laugh our thongless asses off. :)